No Bull: Air Traveler Carries On Moose Doo-Doo

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Um, here’s the Anchorage Daily News: 

Transportation Security Administration screening equipment flagged a “large organic mass” in a traveler’s carry-on April 15. TSA spokesperson Lisa Farbstein said that can mean explosives.

“The TSA officers opened the bag, they saw the moose poop inside,” Farbstein said after talking with the local officers. “And the passenger told the TSA officers that he collects this and likes to present it, ‘For politicians and their bleep policies.’ ”

Fair enough, but I wonder how his seat mates on the plane coped with it. The internet set was certainly enterained as, B.S. like this – or maybe it’s more like M.S. – is eaten up online.